
Bottle Pen
The stationer breathed a sigh of relief today when I went in and brought four colour cartridges for my printer. "Ha – you thought I was...

Quink (black)
"Do you sell Quink?" I said to my local stationer. "Do we sell Quink? Of course we sell Quink. That's a strange question." "Well, it's...

The acne red faced bloke dogshit incident
The bloke was in his early 20s and had a stripey t-shirt and a spotty red face. He swaggered out of the King's Head with his dog then...

The Origins of Danebottom
My six year old son often asks me, when we walk up Canning Road, to tell him about the Viking battle of Blackstock Road. "How do you know...

The old tin box factory on Blackstock Road
In my post-pub dreams the old deserted tin box factory on Blackstock Road was going to be turned into something exciting. Any day now....

Hackney Brook and Bayern Munich
Coinciding with a massive hangover, the Hackney Brook appears to have resurfaced on Blackstock Road, just south of the Arsenal Tavern....

