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Arsenal v Portsmouth

Winter is closing in. The tits in our back garden have almost run out of nuts and the mice are so starving they’ve taken to eating from...

Hackney Brook and Bayern Munich

Coinciding with a massive hangover, the Hackney Brook appears to have resurfaced on Blackstock Road, just south of the Arsenal Tavern....

Return of the New River

The New River has returned. I feel a bit confused. Part of me wants to leap up and down with unrestrained joy, splashing about in the...

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