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Football

  • Writer: Tim Bradford
    Tim Bradford
  • Sep 13, 2004
  • 1 min read

Two teams of eleven players* each try to kick a ball into their opponents’ goal over two forty five minute periods.

* Hard drinking slapheads who love drinking, gambling and snooker.

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